Nobody wants their wedding to go perfectly

I didn’t know whether this belonged in unpopularopinions or here, but listen. Nobody wants their wedding to go perfectly, but so messed up to the point it ruins it. Imagine you get married and the wedding happens without anything going wrong. One year, five years, ten years from then, whenever someone asks you about the wedding, all you can say is, “yeah it went good, the cake was delivered on time, the guests had a good time, and we got married.” Wouldn’t you much rather say, “As the ring-bearer was walking with the rings my uncle was yawning and his mouth was wide open. The ring-bearer tripped and one of the rings flew into his mouth! My aunt started doing the Heimlich maneuver on him, and he coughed it out on the floor. It wasn’t so gross to the point where we couldn’t use it, and everyone pretended it didn’t happen after that.” Everyone wants something special that’s rememberable at their wedding

Nobody wants their wedding to go perfectly