I hate overly familiar old people

Disclaimer I like a lot of old people. Probably more than some people my age who seem obssessed with some bullshit but you do you I guess. The old people I refer to are the ones that see me working and can’t resist making some stupid fucking comment I have heard a million times before. For context I am a Groundsman for my local council. It’s the sort of comment like if you are painting and one of them says ‘you missed a bit’. I wanna turn around and say ‘wow you are fucking hilarious and original, how long did it take for you to come up with that’. Today I was cleaning up leaves and shit off a tree and one of them goes ‘your fighting a losing battle aren’t you?’ Well yes Gertrude but isn’t everything? What’s the point of hoovering you have to do it again next week. Isn’t breathing a losing battle what’s the point we’re all going to die anyway. My fucking god. Come up with something interesting to say. The ones that were brought us up saying it’s rude to stare and then when I am working they stand there mouths ajar like slack jawed idiots gawking at me. Then when I get fed up with the staring for ten solid minutes I look back and they smile at me and laugh. Fuck. Off.

I hate overly familiar old people