Everything Everywhere, All At Once sucks

I always say that I love movies because they’re so subjective, I can love a movie that others hate/think sucks and we can both be right. It’s great! But this movie, I genuinely don’t get it. Also, spoilers below, duh.

Let me start off by saying that it sucks is a bit of an overstatement, but I’m genuinely baffled as to how this movie got such good reviews. I don’t understand it. I took a bit more seriously than it was meant to be taken, but even seeing the less serious side I still don’t think it was very good. I thought the plot was predictable and not that interesting , I thought the humor was weak and honestly just weird. Turning a weapon into a dildo then still using it as a weapon isn’t that funny, it’s just weird. Having a guy trying to shove some penis-ish shaped trophy up his ass in the middle of a fight to regain his powers is again, just weird. Even if you find it funny, you can admit that it’s not smart humor by any means, it’s just a bit lazy.

I didn’t think the acting was particularly strong, I thought the plot was pretty thin, they tried to make certain moments “deep” but I felt no depth with the characters and I just couldn’t care less about them.

Idk someone please try and tell me why I’m wrong because this movie is so highly rated and I genuinely cannot see why. Normally I can see why, even if I don’t like it, but I just can’t see it here.

Also that shit with the rocks was just not that interesting, funny, or necessary. If I was high it would’ve been funny I guess.

Everything Everywhere, All At Once sucks