Conquest or conquested?

When it comes to girls apparently I can be oblivious. I do have a few stories to tell about how oblivious I have been but let me start with this one.

I was dating this girl, really nice girl. She and one of her girlfriends would come over regularly. I brewed beer and her girlfriend liked Hefeweisen so I brewed my Texas Bock and some hefeweisen. I wound up breaking up with Holly. No particular reason just we didn’t care that much for each other anymore.

So her girlfriend, Kim, kept coming over about twice a week. Six foot tall blonde Nordic type and I just thought she liked my beer. She came over twice a week for a couple months then one day asked me if I would please pleasure her.

WOW! No ffing clue. That’s how oblivious I am. That was 20 years ago and I’m with her to this day.

Conquest or conquested?